Quiet Riot "Cum on Feel the Noize"

Quiet Riot. This was the first heavy metal song I remember liking. They were cool and they were loud. It’s so funny to look back at this video and think how freaking great I thought they were. The lyrics weren’t great, but they were repetitive. Don’t ask them any questions…because they don’t know why…they don’t know why…anymore. Turn up the mother jumpin volume and get a Quiet Riot going up in this bitch…

Bryan Adams "Heaven"

I used to overuse the phrase "I'm finding it hard to believe, we're in heaven" when things went horribly wrong. But, these days, whenever I say that, no one knows what I'm talking bout, Willis. Bryan Adams and I are friggin old...

Tina Turner "Private Dancer"

This is one of those songs that I’d love to sing at Karaoke night. A 200 and plenty pound dude offering to dance for money. “All the men come in these places…you don't look at their faces and you don't ask their name" "Let me loosen up your collar...do you want to see me shimmy again?"

Tina Turner's Private Dancer

Midnight Star "Freak-A-Zoid"

“Freakazoid robots please report to the dance floor”. In sixth grade music class we could bring our own music to listen to on Fridays. A big chunk of our time that year was spent listening to Midnight Star’s “No Parking on the Dance Floor” album. This video is a fairly reasonable approximation of our dancing talent…nerdy white kids trying to get Freak-a-Zontal. They are Midnight Star…they’re gonna show you how to do it, yes they are…