Monday, November 30, 2009

Bon Jovi "Bad Medicine"

"There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease..."

BON JOVI'S "BAD MEDICINE"

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Shalamar "Dancing in the Sheets"

After watching this video “grab your coat and wave goodbye to your friends” took on a whole new meaning. If the guy in the black gloves, white kerchief and matching white wristband asks you to dance in the sheets, it's less likely that you're about to make sweet, sweet love and more likely that the end of your life is imminent.


One would think that a sexy song like “Dancing in the Sheets” would have a correspondingly sexy video. Instead, the video appears to be one the scenes from “Footloose” that ended up on the cutting room floor. The action picks up at the 2:20 mark when black Zorro ducks at just the last minute (or two), making Jonathan Taylor Thomas’ punch land right in Borat’s face. He then has the presence of mind to not only pause briefly to listen to not-Prince’s guitar solo, but also to give not-Prince the fist pump, which is the universal sign for “grab the nearest rope and swing straight through the front door, because we’ve got to meet Kevin Bacon and Chris Penn at the old barn to teach them how to dance (in the sheets).”

Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Bangles "Walk Like an Egyptian"

"Foreign types with the hookah pipes say..."

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Mr. Mister "Broken Wings"

"We can take what was wrong and make it right..."

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

Simple Minds "Don't You Forget About Me"

"Rain keeps falling rain keeps falling down down..."

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Men Without Hats "Safety Dance"

I (de) briefly fronted a "Men Without Hats" cover band called "Men Without Pants". Turns out full frontal isn't a good look for me.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Warrant "Cherry Pie"

"You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more..."

WARRANT'S "CHERRY PIE"

Friday, November 20, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

WHAM! "Careless Whisper"

In my experience, guilty feet have very little, if any, rhythm...WHAM! agrees.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Suzanne Vega "Luka"

"Just don't ask me what it was..."

Monday, November 16, 2009

Sunday, November 15, 2009

USA for Africa "We Are the World"

This song featured arguably the greatest collection of musical talent ever until Jimmy Kimmel effed Ben Affleck.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Jeff Healey "Angel Eyes"

"What you're doing with a clown like me is surely one of life's little mysteries..."

JEFF HEALEY'S "ANGEL EYES"

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Jermaine Stewart "We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off"

The lovely and talented Brook Busey once tweeted, "Re: having a good time. Can't we take our clothes off AND have some cherry wine? Don't know why they have to be mutually exclusive." Can I get an Amen?

Dear Diablo,
I realized one of the things I don't do enough in life is ask you out. So, please go around with me and my mustache. I'll take you to Kansas City's best barbeque joint in a gas station or the prom (ladies choice/snowball). Either way there will be cherry wine and I'll probably end up topless with or without you (and you give yourself away...and you give...etc) Check yes, no or Bono.
Love,
AJ

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Bow Wow Wow "I Want Candy"

When do you like candy? Because, Bow Wow Wow likes it "when it's wrapped in sweater."

Monday, November 9, 2009

The Kinks "Come Dancing"

"Don't be afraid to come dancing. It's only natural..."

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Living in a Box "Living in a Box"

Watching the Living in a Box video made me think of a couple of other guys who put things in boxes...

LIVING IN A BOX'S "LIVING IN A BOX"

Saturday, November 7, 2009

The Church "Under the Milky Way"

"Wish I knew what you were looking for..."

Friday, November 6, 2009

Poco "Call It Love"

"Tell me your secrets I'll tell you mine..."

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Nu Shooz "I Can't Wait"

"My love, tell me what it's all about..."

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince "Parents Just Don't Understand"

My memory of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was a boyish, innocent version of Big Willie. However, the video delivers a character more like a young R. Kelly...the hand that was "steadily moving up (his) thigh" belonged to "a 12 year old runaway." Not...that...innocent...

"Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy..."

DJ JAZZY JEFF & THE FRESH PRINCE'S "PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND"

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Katrina and the Waves "Walking on Sunshine"

This video is all kinds of brilliant. Nothing says "Walking on Sunshine" like a dreary, foggy day. It looks like the Walking on Sunshine video may have been inadvertantly switched with Katrina's tutorial on how to trick emo kids into feeding ducks.

KATRINA AND THE WAVES' "WALKING ON SUNSHINE"