Michael Jackson "Billie Jean"

"Don't think twice..."

MICHAEL JACKSON'S "BILLIE JEAN"

Klymaxx "I Miss You"

"I've been through worse kinds of weather..."

Lionel Richie "Dancing on the Ceiling"

Nicole Richie's dad dances on the ceiling and her on again/off again bff is Paris Hilton? LUCKY!!!!

Air Supply "Making Love Out of Nothing At All"

According to this song, Russell Hitchcock can "make every tackle at the sound of the whistle." You be the judge...

Ready for the World "Oh Sheila"

Oh Sheila…oh…oh…oh…oh Sheila. I actually heard this on the radio today. Another beautiful 80s love song. What a giving individual…Melvin Riley wants to love Sheila till they get it right, because, after all, “What’s good for the goose is always good for the gander” or something. I’ve told plenty of women that “I want to deedle eedle eedle-ee”, but more often than not, I end up feeling misunderstood.

You won’t regret letting RFTW love ya till the morning comes…

READY FOR THE WORLD'S "OH SHEILA"

Levert "Casanova"

"Me and Romeo ain't never been friends..."

Gerald Levert Casanova
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Rod Stewart "Baby Jane"

"I'll get through without you..."

Rod Stewart - Baby Jane
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Bobby Brown "My Prerogative"

"They say I'm crazy. I really don't care..."

(Video starts at the :45 mark)

Bruce Springsteen "Dancing in the Dark"

"There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me..."

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN'S "DANCING IN THE DARK"

Philip Bailey & Phil Collins "Easy Lover"

"She's like no other..."

Dexy's Midnight Runners "Come On Eileen"

"We are far too young and clever..."

Wham "Wham Rap!"

We all remember Wham! carelessly whispering, but the first single they released was “Wham Rap!” Seriously. It gets off to a rough start with George Michael rapping, “Hey everybody take a look at me, I’ve got street credibility”. Umm…no, you don’t…and even if you did I’m pretty sure you lost at the 1:07 mark…capris for men, no socks AND white women’s flats? That's so NWA. And yet, despite the weird packaging, Michael is rapping to the same chorus that I used to as a former two hit wonder…“you’re more dead than alive in a nine to five” and “do you enjoy what you do? If not, just stop don’t stay there and rot”. Ironically, both George’s career and mine took an unusual turn in a men’s room. I can’t make fun of the dude. He might be my soul mate.

Wham! Bam! He is all man!

Richard Marx "Should've Known Better"

"It's been a million years since I touched you..."

Wait "White Lion"

"I never had a chance to love you..."

Cyndi Lauper "Time After Time"

"Suitcase of memories..."

CYNDI LAUPER'S "TIME AFTER TIME"

The Police "Wrapped Around Your Finger"

"I have only come here seeking knowledge..."

THE POLICE'S "WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER"

Joan Jett & the Blackhearats "I Love Rock N Roll"

In a fist fight, Joan Jett would totally kick my ass. Also, she loves rock n roll...

Blondie "Call Me"

"Call me. Call me antyime..."

U2 "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"

“I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” is that rare 80s song that I’m not ashamed to love today. I wonder aloud if U2 originally wrote this song as a prequel to the Tag Team hit, “Whoomp! (There it is)”. Still haven't found what you're looking for? Whoomp!

Scale some city walls with Bono in Vegas…

U2'S "I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR"

The Pretenders "Back on the Chain Gang"

"Those were the happiest days of my life..."

The Pretenders - Back On The Chain Gang
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The Proclaimers "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

"I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you..."

THE PROCLAIMERS "I'M GONNA BE (500 MILES)"

Big Country "In A Big Country"

"In a big country dreams stay with you..."

BIG COUNTRY'S "IN A BIG COUNTRY"

Def Leppard "Photograph"

Elton's not the only one who can write songs about Norma Jean. Looks like Joe Elliott burned out a few candles to Miss Monroe's photograph...

Tracy Chapman "Fast Car"

I used to make fun of this song a lot, then real life intervened and I understood it. These days I'd be more than happy with a woman who works in the market as a checkout girl. Great song.

"I had a feeling I could be someone..."

Survivor "Eye of the Tiger"

Look...it's the White Panthers enforcing that small town's 10pm curfew for teens...or it's SURVIVOR'S "EYE OF THE TIGER" video.

Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

I’ll never hear this song again and not think of the wedding scene from Old School. Bonnie Tyler may have sung this song first, but the Dan Band sings it best. But, oh my gato did BT shoot an incredible video. It’s about 3 minutes longer than the Dan Band’s version, or slightly shorter than Old School. John Woo’s FACE/OFF was essentially a remake of Tyler's TEOTH video. White doves…flapping wings…white and black…good and evil…men in short shorts…rhythmic gymnasts, etc. It’s all over the top symbolic craziness until the end when the literal interpretation of “bright eyes” turning around is just odd.

Once upon a time there was light in my life, now there’s only love in the dark. I need these videos…I fuggin need them more than ever…

Don Johnson "Heartbeat"

Don Johnson and I are "looking for a heartbeat"...

Foreigner "I Want to Know What Love Is"

"...change this lonely life..."

Dire Straits "Money for Nothing"

"Look at them yo-yos..."

DIRE STRAITS' "MONEY FOR NOTHING"

ZZ Top "Gimme All Your Lovin"

"Don't let up until we're through..."